70+ Best Funny Shayari | Nonstop Laughter Lines
Funny shayari is all about spinning daily life moments into smiles and laughter. These light hearted lines carry fun humor and a fresh humor without trying too hard. From friendly jokes to playful teasing comedy shayari makes conversations more cheerful and relaxed. Many people enjoy hindi funny shayari because it feels close to real life situations while funny shayari in english adds a modern twist that everyone can enjoy.
Whether shared with friends or read alone these funny lines help reduce stress and spread happiness. A good laugh through shayari can change the mood rapidly and remind us not to take life too seriously.
Funny Shayari
Tum bohat khoobsurat ho aankhon mein kajal lagaya karo
Main to kehta hoon aankhon mein kajal hi nahi
Gale mein neebu mirchi aur chappal bhi latkaya karo
Tere liye kuch bhi kar sakta hoon
Lekin abhi mujhe kuch kaam hai
Tere liye saagar mein doob sakta hoon
Lekin abhi mujhe zukam hai
Pehli nazar mein laga woh meri hai
Aankhein uski jheel si gehri hain
Propose kar kar ke thak gaye hum
Ab pata chala woh to behri hai
Jailer: Suna hai tum shayar ho kuch sunao
Qaidi: Gham-e-ulfat mein jo zindagi kati hamari
Jis din zamaanat hui zindagi khatam tumhari
Unhon ne aaj hum par tirchi nazar daali
To hum madhosh ho gaye
Baad mein pata chala nazar hi tirchi hai
To hum behosh ho gaye
Ishq ko sar ka dard kehne walay sun
Humne to yeh dard apne sar le liya
Hamari nigahon se bach kar woh kahan jayenge
Humne unke mohallay mein hi ghar le liya
Aashiq pagal ho jatay hain pyar mein
Baaki kasar poori ho jati hai intezaar mein
Magar yeh dilruba nahi samajhti
Woh gol gappay aur papri
Khaati phirti hai bazaar mein
Mohabbat ke charchay bohat hain yaaron
Husn ke parchay bohat hain yaaron
Mohabbat karne se pehle soch lena
Kyun ke is mein kharchay bohat hain yaaron
Funny Love Shayari
Jab hum unke ghar gaye
Kehne dil se dil laga lo
Unki maa ne darwaza khola
Hum ghabra kar bole
Aunty bachon ko polio drops pila lo
Taj Mahal kisi ke liye ek ajooba hai
To kisi ke liye pyar ka ehsaas hai
Hamare tumhare liye to bakwaas hai
Kyun ke roz badalti hamari Mumtaaz hai
Meri saanson mein jo samaya bohat lagta hai
Wohi shakhs mujhe paraya bhi bohat lagta hai
Unse milne ki tamanna to bohat hai magar
Aane jaane mein kiraya hi bohat lagta hai
Patni ardhagini hoti hai
Is liye usay aadhi jankari hi dein
Zindagi ke aadhe kasht kam ho jayenge
Ishq ka jisko khwab aa jata hai
Samjho uska waqt kharab aa jata hai
Mehboob aaye ya na aaye
Par taaray ginne ka hisaab aa jata hai
Mohabbat ke kharchon ki lambi kahani hai
Kabhi film dikhani hai to kabhi shopping karani hai
Master roz kehta hai fees ke paise kahan hain
Usay kaise samjhaoon mujhe chhori patani hai
Marna hai to maro apne watan ke liye
Kyun martay ho ek dulhan ke liye
Ishq ki galiyon mein kheench kar maaray jaoge
Koi chanda bhi nahi dega kafan ke liye
Ishq ke khayal bohat hain
Ishq ke charchay bohat hain
Sochte hain hum bhi kar lein ishq
Par suntay hain ishq mein kharchay bohat hain
2 Line Funny Shayari
Mohabbat na sahi muqadma hi kar de
Tareekh dar tareekh mulaqat to hogi
Hichki bohat tez aa rahi hai
Yad kar rahi hu ya gali dy rahi hu
Lagta hai baarish ko bhi qabz ho gayi hai
Mausam to banta hai par aati nahi
Ladkiyon ne zindagi bhar gham diye
Jitne bhi number diye sab band diye
Tere chehray par udaasi aankhon mein nami hai
Tata namak istemal karo
Kyun ke iodine ki kami hai
Funny Friendship Shayari
Kadam kadam par hawa ki aahat ka khayal rakhna
Mushkil waqt mein bhi is dost ko yaad rakhna
Hamari yaadon ki khushboo zaroor aayegi
Tum bas apni naak saaf rakhna
Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakaam na hone denge
Teri dosti ko kabhi badnaam na hone denge
Meri zindagi mein suraj niklay na niklay
Teri zindagi mein kabhi shaam na hone denge
Tum sa koi doosra zameen par hua
To Rab se shikayat hogi
Ek ka to jhela nahi jata
Doosra aa gaya to kya haalat hogi
Teri duniya mein koi gham na ho
Khushi kabhi kam na ho
Bhagwan tumko aisi item de
Jo Dabangg ki Munni se kam na ho
Ae gulaab apni khushboo
Mere doston par nisar kar de
Yeh sardi ke mausam mein
Aksar nahaaya nahi karte
Khayal ko aahat ki aas rehti hai
Nigah ko kisi soorat ki talaash rehti hai
Tere bin koi kami nahi hai ae dost
Bas ghar mein kaam wali udaas rehti hai
Dosti buri ho to usay hone mat do
Agar ho gayi ho to usay khone mat do
Aur agar dost ho sab se pyara
To usay chain ki neend sone mat do
Dosti Shayari Funny
Aankhon se aankhein mila kar to dekho
Ek baar hamare paas aa kar to dekho
Milna chahenge sab log tumse
Ek baar mere dost sabun se naha kar to dekho
Aur bhi bohat si cheezein lut chuki hain dil ke saath
Yeh bataya doston ne ishq farmane ke baad
Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez check karta hoon main
Ek tere aane se pehle
Ek tere jaane ke baad
Kis kis ka naam lein apni barbadi mein
Bohat log aaye thay
Duayein dene shaadi mein
Mere dost tum bhi likha karo shayari
Tumhara bhi meri tarah naam ho jayega
Jab tum par bhi padenge ande aur tamatar
To shaam ki sabzi ka intezaam ho jayega
Aankhon mein aansoo chehray par hansi hai
Saanson mein aahein dil mein bebasi hai
Pehle kyun nahi bataya yaar
Ke darwazay mein ungli phansi hai
Ae dost whisky ko kafan mein baandh la
Qabar mein baith kar piya karenge
In ladkiyon se mila hai dhoka
Chudailon se setting kiya karenge
Humne to charon taraf parhai ka mahaul banaya hai
Phir bhi exam mein anday hi aaye hain
Hum to yun hi bina munh dhoye exam dene chale jate hain
Dost kehte hain lagta hai bohat parh ke aaya hai
Funny Romantic Shayari
Teri khoobsurat aankhon mein
Aansoo achay nahi lagtay
Chahe jitna bhi roye lekin
Kabhi sachay nahi lagtay
Kehte hain ke pyar ki raahon par chalna aasan nahi
Maine bhi kal chal kar dekha
Mujhe to rasta bilkul theek hi laga
Mohabbat kar li tum se bohat sochne ke baad
Ab kisi ko dekhna nhi tumhain daikhny ky bad
Duniya chhor denge tumhein paane ke baad
Khuda maaf kare itna jhoot bolne ke baad
Hum dilphenk aashiq har kaam mein kamaal kar dein
Jo wada karein woh poora har haal mein kar dein
Kya zarurat hai ladkiyon ko lipstick lagane ki
Hum chum chum ke hi hont laal kar dein
Na wafa ka zikr hoga
Na wafa ki baat hogi
Ab mohabbat jis se bhi hogi
Gehoon kaatne ke baad hogi
Jab safed saari par laal bindi lagati ho
Kasam se ambulance nazar aati ho
Woh to ghayalon ko le jaati hai
Aur tum ghayal kar ke jaati ho
Hum bhi jaan-e-man tere liye Taj Mahal banayenge
Ek cup subah pilayenge
Aur ek cup shaam ko pilayenge
Jokes Funny Shayari
Subah uthne ka irada roz mazboot hota hai,
Alarm bajte hi niyat kamzor ho jati hai,
Aankhein khulti hain bas itna dekhne ko,
Ke chhutti ka din hai ya phir late ho jati hai 😆
Pehle hum bhi bade intelligent hua karte thay,
Phir zimmedariyon ne dosti kar li,
Ab dimagh sirf itna sochta hai,
Aaj chai peeni hai ya pehle bijli ka bill bharna hai 😂
Woh poochti hai tum hamesha online kyun rehte ho,
Humne kaha zindagi offline chal hi nahi rahi,
Kabhi net slow hota hai, kabhi salary 😜
Dil karta hai hero ban jaun,
Style bhi full hai confidence bhi,
Bas ek chhoti si problem hai,
Hero wali salary abhi tak mili nahi 🤣
Exam se pehle kitaab khol kar socha,
Aaj to poori tayari karni hai,
Do page parhte hi neend ne kaha,
“Kal se pakka padhna” 😴😄
Log kehte hain mehnat ka phal meetha hota hai,
Humne bohot mehnat ki,
Phir bhi phal mehenga ho gaya,
Aur meetha bas chai hi reh gayi 😝
Mobile haath mein ho to lagta hai busy hoon,
Laptop khula ho to lagta hai kaam kar raha hoon,
Asal mein dono sirf is liye hain,
Taake koi ghar ka kaam na pakra de 😜
Funny Shayari for Girls
Haseenon se milein nazrein attraction ho sakta hai
Chadhay fever mohabbat ka to action ho sakta hai
Haseenon ko museebat samajh kar door hi rehna
Yeh angrezi dawaiyan hain
Reaction ho sakta hai
Unki muskaan to ek ada hai
Jo usay pyar samjhe
Woh sab se bara gadha hai
Mere paas to koi aisi larki bhi nahi
Jisay yaaron ke samne seena thok kar keh sakoon
Yeh hai tumhari bhabhi
Uski gali se guzray to uski rangoli bhi dekh aaye
Ghazab ki banati hai
Humein to laga tha bas munh banana aata hoga
Ladkiyon se pyar na karna kyun ke
Dikhti hain Heer ki tarah
Lagti hain kheer ki tarah
Dil mein chubhti hain teer ki tarah
Aur chhor jaati hain fakeer ki tarah
Nakhre aapke tauba tauba
Ghazab aapka style hai
Message to aap kabhi karte nahi
Bas halla macha rakha hai
Ke hamare paas bhi mobile hai
Dil do kisi ek ko
Woh bhi kisi naik ko
Jab tak mil na jaye koi
Try karte raho har ek ko
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